i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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