Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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