Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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