Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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