My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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