So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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