it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Randomize
