Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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