Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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