I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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