I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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