Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
