A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize