oh god the rape fog is back!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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