your room smells of hookers.
And success
That's when you crack a 10am beer
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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