tell your sister to shave her snatch
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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