I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
they need to just BURY HIM!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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