The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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