She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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