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I was born with a shot glass in my hand
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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