Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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