Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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