Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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