I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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