took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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