i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
