I think scott just propositioned me for sex
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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