Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize