I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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