that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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