Me. At least after what I've been through.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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