It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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