You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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