Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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