You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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