Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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