paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I've blown a few things in my day
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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