He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
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Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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