Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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