how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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