i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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