worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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