Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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