I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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