yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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