yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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