I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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