just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
this will be a night to untag.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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