You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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