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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.

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(912): View more from Georgia

I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.

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(647): View more from Ontario

We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere

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(516): View more from New York

my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper

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(720): View more from Colorado

She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''

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(410): View more from Maryland

we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.

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