I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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