Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.

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(516): View more from New York

i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Im watching someone hooking up in the library

(970): View more from Colorado

procrastination at its finest

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(716): View more from New York

I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount

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(305): View more from Florida

look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.

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(510): View more from California

Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting

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(651): View more from Minnesota

somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum

(763): View more from Minnesota

And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world

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