but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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