judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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