found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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