Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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