They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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