I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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